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And if this is the moment when you decide to be a smart ass and google the average height between Germans and Americans only to find the difference minuscule, you can take those statistics and cram ’em: Here in northern Germany, dudes between the ages of 16 and 35 are tall .I see them every single day, and their genetic good fortune pisses me off.My wife is a scalding hot German woman with two master’s degrees and a smile so stunning it could stop your heart. I have absolutely no motivation to give out dating advice, especially when it might help young German men get a little extra honey on their stingers.The thing is, as a foreign blogger in a strange land, I am to make observations about the things I see around me.
Hell, most of my German friends even speak a limited amount of some additional and totally unnecessary language, like French. Hell no, but I triple-dog-dare you to try and find a stupid polylinguist.
Regularly alternating the way you think is going to make you a more interesting person, if not outright more intelligent.
So when you’re enjoying pillow talk with your new German lover, not only will he be able to understand your every word, but he will probably have something insightful to say just as soon as you remove that ball gag from his mouth.
(Or fruity as hell, depending upon your attitude.) Good style seems to be an inherent cultural trait across most of western Europe, but right now it’s working to the advantage of young German males.
That, or sexy unicorns are pissing in the groundwater.